Total Medals Earned: 1,326 (From 192 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,265 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Listen to the entire story
Skip the story midway
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Die ten times
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/495 points)
Mine 20 Pieces of Coal
Reach a Depth of 300 Meters
Mine 20 Pieces of Iron
Mine 20 Pieces of Silver
Mine 20 Emeralds
Clear 5% of the Map
Mine 20 Pieces of Gold
Mine 20 Saphires
Reach a Depth of 600 Meters
Mine 20 Diamonds
Reach a Depth of 1000 Meters
Mine 20 Rubies
Find the Source of the Signal
Find 10 Giant Gems
Find the Ancient Remains
Clear 10% of the Map
Find all the Treasure
Clear 25% of the Map
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!
Medals Earned: 17/19 (115/125 points)
Craft an axe.
Open up the craft menu.
Smelt and hold 100 blocks of diamonds.
Mine a diamond block.
Craft a shovel.
Collect wood.
Smelt and hold 100 blocks of gold.
Start playing.
Smelt cobble stone.
Craft a pickaxe.
Craft and hold 50 fences.
Mine down to the world's bottom layer.
Smelt sand.
Smelt clay.
Craft all iron tools.
Craft all gold tools.
Craft all diamond tools.
Mine and hold 500 blocks of dirt.
Smelt and hold 100 blocks of iron.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Save the princess!
Kill over 100 enemies.
Reach the princess without losing any health.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Beat the 5th wave
Beat the 15th wave
Beat the 30th wave
Die on wave 50
Unlock all in-game achievements
Medals Earned: 7/8 (210/235 points)
Congratulations! You beat the game!
Unlocked 20 chests with Lock Pick or Skeleton Keys.
Completed all the quests in Camp Gizbo.
Lucky enough to loot a rare world drop!
Have 5 gold or more at one point in the game.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (80/130 points)
Get the best ending using the secret unlocked in 'The Jar Does Nothing!'
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Get the best ending using the secret unlocked in 'Promise Kept'
Beat the game and get the best ending.
Beat the game and get the normal ending.