Total Medals Earned: 1,326 (From 192 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,265 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (300/500 points)
Complete the main game.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/205 points)
Finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 9/16 (170/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/360 points)
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the medium difficulty
Reach the end of the game... Or is it?
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the easy difficulty
Activate all the 20 monitors in the game
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the hard difficulty
Break Lynne's heart
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/200 points)
Defeat the boss
Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack
Earn 2500 points or more
Beat the boss without upgrading anything
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/510 points)
Click 200 buttons
Destroy 500 targets
Earn 63 Novice medals
Play for 30 minutes
Complete all 24 campaign stages
Play for 1 hour
Spend 60 minutes in the practice range
Play for 2 hours
Earn 63 Veteran medals
Earn 63 Expert medals
Attain 100% game completion
Play for 3 hours
Medals Earned: 11/16 (295/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Best your friend.
Smash EVERYTHING.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (140/140 points)